NOT TODAY KAREN!

We all know how pesky those "KARENS" can be so let them KNOW that TODAY is NOT THE DAY with our "NOT TODAY KAREN!" Collection of T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, Hoodies, Mugs and Pillows! Available in 22 different colors and 8 sizes (S-5XL). Choose from our phrases:

  1. "NOT TODAY KAREN!"
  2. "SORRY KAREN... NO MANAGERS TODAY!"
  3. "Reeeeally KAREN??? So that's all you've got huh..."
  4. "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN""
  5. "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!"
  6. "It's okay KAREN just send "Thoughts & Prayers!""

Or you can customize any merch with your very own "NOT TODAY KAREN" phrase!  Just email us at: customorders@ohhowfunnymerch.com and we will respond with ordering instructions.