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NOT TODAY KAREN!
We all know how pesky those "KARENS" can be so let them KNOW that TODAY is NOT THE DAY with our "NOT TODAY KAREN!" Collection of T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, Hoodies, Hats, Mugs and Pillows! Available in 22 different colors and 8 sizes (S-5XL). Choose from our phrases:
"NOT TODAY KAREN!"
"SORRY KAREN... NO MANAGERS TODAY!"
"Reeeeally KAREN??? So that's all you've got huh..."
"Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN""
"Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!"
"It's okay KAREN just send "Thoughts & Prayers!""
Or you can customize any merch with your very own "NOT TODAY KAREN" phrase! Just email us at: firstname.lastname@example.org and we will respond with ordering instructions.