NOT TODAY KAREN!

We all know how pesky those "KARENS" can be so let them KNOW that TODAY is NOT THE DAY with our "NOT TODAY KAREN!" Collection of T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, Hoodies, Hats, Mugs and Pillows! Available in 22 different colors and 8 sizes (S-5XL). Choose from our phrases:

  1. "NOT TODAY KAREN!"
  2. "SORRY KAREN... NO MANAGERS TODAY!"
  3. "Reeeeally KAREN??? So that's all you've got huh..."
  4. "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN""
  5. "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!"
  6. "It's okay KAREN just send "Thoughts & Prayers!""

Or you can customize any merch with your very own "NOT TODAY KAREN" phrase!  Just email us at: customorders@ohhowfunnymerch.com and we will respond with ordering instructions.

NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - Unisex Sweatshirt
NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - Unisex Sweatshirt
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NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - Unisex Hoodie
NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - Unisex Hoodie
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NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - 11oz Mug - Black
NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - 11oz Mug - Black
$12.95
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NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - 11oz Mug - Kiwi Green
NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - 11oz Mug - Kiwi Green
$12.95
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NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - 11oz Mug - Pink
NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - 11oz Mug - Pink
$12.95
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NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - 11oz Mug - White
NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - 11oz Mug - White
$12.95
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NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - Square Pillow - Black
NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - Square Pillow - Black
$22.95
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NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - Square Pillow - Kiwi Green
NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - Square Pillow - Kiwi Green
$22.95
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NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - Square Pillow - Pink
NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - Square Pillow - Pink
$22.95
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NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - Square Pillow - White
NTK #4: "Oh I'm sorry I don't speak "KAREN"" - Square Pillow - White
$22.95
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NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN..." - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee (BLACK LETTERS)
NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN..." - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee (BLACK LETTERS)
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NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN..." - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee (WHITE LETTERS)
NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN..." - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee (WHITE LETTERS)
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NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - Unisex Sweatshirt
NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - Unisex Sweatshirt
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NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - Unisex Hoodie
NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - Unisex Hoodie
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NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - 11oz Mug - Aqua
NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - 11oz Mug - Aqua
$12.95
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NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - 11oz Mug - Black
NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - 11oz Mug - Black
$12.95
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NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - 11oz Mug - Pink
NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - 11oz Mug - Pink
$12.95
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NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - 11oz Mug - White
NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - 11oz Mug - White
$12.95
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NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - Square Pillow - Aqua
NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - Square Pillow - Aqua
$22.95
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NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - Square Pillow - Black
NTK #5: "Oh for GOD's sake KAREN... go read your BIBLE!" - Square Pillow - Black
$22.95
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