Hey, don't be shy... KICK IT UP A NOTCH with our "LIFE LESSONS UNCUT!" versions of T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, Hoodies, Hats, Mugs, Pillows and whatever else we can get our hands on! These are some of your favorite "LIFE LESSONS" (funny and inspiring phrases and messages) that are still entertaining but can be a tad aggressive yet "impolitely" informative! Available in 22 different colors and 8 sizes (S-5XL). Choose from any of our designs:

  1. "When LIFE hands you LEMONS just THROW the F**KERS back!"

Or you can customize your own LIFE LESSONS UNCUT! Merch by using YOUR own name, message/phrase, pic or personal business logo. Just send an email to: and we will respond with ordering instructions.